What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 03:42
Sure no problem officer.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
HELLO
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
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